Here's the only known layout of the store!

With the way that this store is built, it goes on for basically forever.

Because of that, we made teleport portals to any aisle you could possibly think of!

But also, if you want to turn back after a few hours of walking through the store, you'll be teleported right back to the register!

Fair warning: multi-dimensional portals are known to open up in our store! If this happens to you and sucks you in; don't fret!

Just call our number: ██████████ And we will get you out of the portal/world as soon as possible!

PS: We are not responsible for any children nor pets nor friends that may go missing while you shop.

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